you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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