so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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