Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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