I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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