love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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