maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I've blown a few things in my day
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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