would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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