Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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