Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.