u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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