Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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