I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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