it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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