When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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