sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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