she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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