she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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