She announced her abortion via fbk
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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