Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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