my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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