ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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