the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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