you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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