"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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