I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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