so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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