is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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