this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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