White coat. Heels.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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