Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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