I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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