What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
try to milk me bitch
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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