You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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