How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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