found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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