JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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