barbara walters just said penis...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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