Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I think I am morally bankrupt
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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