she was so not down for the gang bang
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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