it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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