I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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