You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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