Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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