i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This is the high leading the old right now
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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