i need an iv and a liver transplant
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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