she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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