Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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