You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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