Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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