Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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