Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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