I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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