From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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