so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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